Caruso Funny ~ Texting Codes for Seniors…

I am sure as most of you know texting is the big thing with the kids these day. And they all have their texting codes like;

  • BFF (best friends forever)
  • LOL (laughing out loud)
  • BRB (be right back)
  • FYI (for your information)
  • WTF (what the F***)
  • GTG (got to go)
  • LMAO (laughing my ass off)

So why not some codes for seniors (60 and over):

ATDAt the Doctor’s

BFFBest Friends Funeral

BTWBring the Wheelchair

BYOTBring Your Own Teeth

CBMCovered by Medicare

CUATSCSee You at the Senior Center

FWIWForgot Where I Was

FYIFound Your Insulin

GGPBLGotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHAGot Heartburn Again

HGBMHad Good Bowel Movement

IMHOIs My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDOLaughing My Dentures Out

LOLLiving on Lipitor

OMSGOh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFLCGURolling on the Floor Laughing. Can’t get Up!

WAITTWho Am I Talking To?

WTFWet the Floor

WTFAWet the Furniture Again

WTPWhere’re the Prunes?

WWNOWalker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKIGotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

DTAFDon’t Trust A Fart


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