Irish Golfer…


A golfer playing in  Ireland  hooked his
drive into the woods. Looking for his ball,
he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back,
a big bump on his head and the golfer’s ball
beside him.

Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from
the cart and poured it over the little guy,
reviving him.

‘Arrgh! What happened?’ the Leprechaun asked.

‘I’m afraid I hit you with my golf ball,’ the golfer says.

‘Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square.
Ye get three wishes, so whaddya want?’

‘Thank God, you’re all right!’ the golfer
answers in relief. ‘I don’t want anything,
I’m just glad you’re OK, and I apologize.’

And the golfer walks off.

‘What a nice guy,’ the Leprechaun says to himself.

I have to do something for him. I’ll give him
the three things I would want… a great golf game,
all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life.’

A year goes by and the golfer is back.
On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into
the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.

‘Twas me that made ye hit the ball here,’
the little guy says. ‘I just want to ask ye,
how’s yer golf game?’

‘My game is fantastic!’ the golfer answers.
I’m an internationally famous golfer now.’
He adds, ‘By the way, it’s good to see you’re
all right.’
‘Oh, I’m fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer
golf game, you know. And tell me, how’s yer money
situation?’

‘Why, it’s just wonderful!’ the golfer states.
‘When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket
and pull out a 100 bills I didn’t even know were there!’

‘I did that fer ye also.’ And tell me, how’s yer sex life?’

The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment,
and says shyly, ‘It’s OK.’

C’mon, c’mon now,’ urged the Leprechaun,
‘I’m wanting to know if I did a good job.
How many times a week?’

Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers,
‘Once, sometimes twice a week.’

‘What??’ responds the Leprechaun in shock.
‘That’s all? Only once or twice a week?’

‘Well,’ says the golfer, ‘I figure that’s not bad for
a Catholic priest in a small parish.’

 

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