Top Ten Reasons Brett Favre Came Out Of Retirement
10.Blew his savings on a two-day taco binge
9.No reason to stay home every day now that “Guiding Light” has been cancelled
8.Worried Obama’s death panels might try to take him out
7.In this economy, someone offers a job, you grab it
6.Wants to raise and then dash hopes of another city’s fans
5.Couldn’t take another trip to Pottery Barn with the wife
4.Lured by a lucrative contract and free jar of Icy Hot
3.”Concussions made my krazy!”
2.Who could resist chance to spend glorious winter in Minnesota?
1.Oh, oh, wait. He just retired again.